Absofuckinglutely slang rude
Used as an emphatic way of saying "yes, definitely" or "absolutely"
A: Can I have a glass of water? B: Abso-fucking-lutely!
Another way to say "absolutely", "definitely" or "for sure"
Definitely, or absolutely
1. Absolutely correct.
2. Utterly, completely, absolutely.
A humorous way of saying that what one has said is just what they acknowledge and may not be entirely accurate
Mike: Have you returned from your vacation on the beach? Your skin seems to get tanned.
Jenny: My skin is always dark. That's my story and I'm sticking to it!