Hatches matches and dispatches humorous phrase dated
The phrase is the third-person singular simple present indicative form of “hatch, match, and dispatch”.
Used to refer to the births, marriages, and deaths sections of newspaper
I learned he passed away in the hatches matches and dispatches.
In the hope that something will become better in the future despite bad or failed experience in the past
The inexplicable or concealed place or state indicates the afterlife.
To pour concrete over a dead body
“Hatch” suggests birth, as in the hatching of an egg; "match" suggests marriage, as in the matching of bride and groom; and “dispatch” suggests death (in the sense of “burial”).
Daughter: So I really want all my friends to have a great time. I was thinking it would be a good idea to have some candy out on the tables for people to snack on.
Mother: Well, if you want them to really enjoy themselves, candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.