If a toady frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass slang rude
A rude slang used to advise someone not to wish for something impossible
"If I married Zac Efron, I would live a wealthy life" - "Yep, if a toady frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass".
"If only my dad were David Beckham, I would live like a princess" - "Right, and if a toady frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass".
People tend to believe what they want to be true.
Used to wish someone good luck
To change a situation to fit in with one's wishes or needs
To have expectations that something or someone will help you achieve success