If a toady frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass slang rude
A rude slang used to advise someone not to wish for something impossible
"If I married Zac Efron, I would live a wealthy life" - "Yep, if a toady frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass".
"If only my dad were David Beckham, I would live like a princess" - "Right, and if a toady frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass".
People tend to believe what they want to be true.
Used to wish someone good luck
To change a situation to fit in with one's wishes or needs
To have expectations that something or someone will help you achieve success
If you're off your trolley, your ideas or behaviour are crazy or insane.
You really think whether i'll pay the debt. You're off your trolley