Pull (one's) pisser British vulgar slang
To make a joke with someone by telling them something that is untrue.
Did he really break up with you or he just pulled your pisser?
Don't worry. I was just pulling your pisser about going abroad.
To describe the act of masturbating. Usually used of a man.
When they walked in, they saw he was pulling his pisser.
The verb "pull" should be conjugated according to its tense.
"Pisser" is a vulgar slang term for a penis.
A problem or difficult circumstance
I'm short-sighted, so forgetting my glasses is a real hair in the butter for my sight.