The thinking man's/women's crumpet humorous phrase
If a woman/man is the thinking man's/women's crumpet, she/he is deemed smart and beautiful/handsome, so she/he is sexually attractive.
I don't mean to portray myself as the thinking women's crumpet by wearing these glasses.
Mary personifies the thinking man's crumpet. Wherever she goes, she always brings that book.
This expression is derived from the slang use of the term "crumpet" to refer to a woman who is regarded as an object of sexual desire.