Take a crap American vulgar slang
If you "take a crap", you go to the toilet and get rid of solid waste from the body
"Where is Linda?" - "She's taking a crap, you can wait here".
I'll take a crap as soon as we arrive there.
Be careful! Those birds may take a crap on your hat.
The verb "take" should be conjugated according to its tense.
People tend to remember the bad things others do and while they easily forget or get rid of others' good things.