If a toady frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass slang rude
A rude slang used to advise someone not to wish for something impossible
"If I married Zac Efron, I would live a wealthy life" - "Yep, if a toady frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass".
"If only my dad were David Beckham, I would live like a princess" - "Right, and if a toady frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass".
People tend to believe what they want to be true.
Used to wish someone good luck
To change a situation to fit in with one's wishes or needs
To have expectations that something or someone will help you achieve success
someone believe that they are allowed to do whatever they want in their own home
It is always advised that wherever you go, a man's home is his castle