If a toady frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass slang rude
A rude slang used to advise someone not to wish for something impossible
"If I married Zac Efron, I would live a wealthy life" - "Yep, if a toady frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass".
"If only my dad were David Beckham, I would live like a princess" - "Right, and if a toady frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass".
People tend to believe what they want to be true.
Used to wish someone good luck
To change a situation to fit in with one's wishes or needs
To have expectations that something or someone will help you achieve success
people often do irrational or foolish things when they are in love.
I and my boyfriend have decided to get married in the summer. I don't think that's wise, since we won't have enough money saved by then to set up house. But then, one cannot love and be wise.