Siphon the/one's python vulgar slang
"Python" is a slang term for the penis
(Of a male) To get rid of waste liquid from the body.
Wait for me a few minutes. I'll come back real quick after siphoning the python.
While I was siphoning the python, a snake slithered out of the toilet and almost bit me.
I've just siphoned the python, but now I want to pee again.
Piddle or pee
(Of a woman) To use the toilet; used as a polite excuse for wanting to do so.
To take a pee or (less commonly) defecate.
The verb "siphon" must be conjugated according to its tense.
This slang originated in Australia.
Someone who is totally bad at doing something.
Mary really can't sing for toffee.